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🪪 EU crypto licensing drama.

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🪪 EU crypto licensing drama

Getting a crypto license in Europe right now is kinda like getting a driver's license: pass the test in one country, and you can drive anywhere in the EU.

The problem: imagine if some countries made you parallel park uphill in the rain, while others gave you the license because you pinky promised to drive safe.

... Which is lowkey how crypto licensing works rn. And the strict countries are getting fed up with it.

Here's the situation 👇

The EU has this thing called MiCA - a set of rules that lets crypto companies get licensed in one member state and then operate across all 27.

It's called the passporting system, and it's meant to make life easier for businesses trying to expand.

But last week, France, Italy, and Austria went like, "Yeah... nah."

They're not happy about companies setting up in the easiest/loosest country to get their license, and then using that to serve customers everywhere else.

So they're pushing for a change: they want ESMA (the EU's financial watchdog) to directly supervise the largest crypto companies instead of leaving it up to whichever country issued the license.

Malta disagreed with this proposal, saying that centralizing everything under ESMA would just create more bureaucracy and slow down innovation.

(Which wasn't surprising - Malta's known for attracting businesses by being more crypto-friendly, so they obviously don't wanna lose that competitive edge.)

Now, why should anyone care about this?

For crypto companies, this is huge. If France and friends get their way, they might face extra supervision at the EU level, higher compliance costs, and way less freedom.

And if you're using these platforms? Well, if stricter countries start blocking companies that got their licenses somewhere "too easy," you might wake up one day to find your favorite trading app not available in your country anymore.

Or suddenly the KYC process takes three weeks instead of three minutes because now there's an extra layer of EU oversight breathing down everyone's necks.

So yeah, if the EU's passport licenses were supposed to turn Europe into an autobahn for crypto, this past week showed that some countries are installing speed cameras.

Whether this ends up making the roads safer or just creating more traffic jams - well, that's still anyone's guess.

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