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GM. No one wants to bite into a bland apple - same goes for your crypto updates.

Here at the Daily Squeeze, we serve only the juiciest ones:

🍍 Bitcoin's mood rebound and miner outlook;

🏦 Bitcoin banks shake up savings;

🍋 CoreWeave seeks $2B for AI, Tether backs €70M robotics round + more

🍍 Market flavor today

🥝 Memecoin harvest

Charts lookin' like my heart rate after a RedBull 📈

Data as of 10:58 AM EST.

Check out these memecoins and plenty more here.

🏦 Bitcoin banks shake up savings

Putting your money in a savings account today is like walking on a treadmill at speed 0.3.

Technically moving. Emotionally devastating.

Banks take your deposits, lend them out at strong rates, and you get whatever crumbs are left over after fees, spreads, and executive bonuses.

That gap between:

👉 What your money earns

👉 And what your bank earns with your money

... is exactly why financial rebels keep trying to rebuild the system.

Which brings us to Michael Saylor, aka Bitcoin's most consistent hype man, aka a guy who has never met a dip he didn't want to buy.

This week in Abu Dhabi (one of the world’s fastest-growing financial hubs), Saylor pitched a big idea:

What if new digital banks were backed by Bitcoin instead of fiat?

Here's the logic behind the pitch:

Right now, trillions of dollars are constantly sloshing around the world, hunting for the least disappointing place to sit.

👉 Savings accounts pay little.

👉 Bonds get eaten by inflation.

👉 Cash slowly leaks value.

Saylor's idea is that Bitcoin-backed digital banks could become a new global "parking lot" for that money - but one with real yield potential.

The structure itself isn't some DeFi fever dream either. Saylor's rough framework looks like this:

👉 80% in digital credit built on a Bitcoin-backed base;

👉 20% in traditional cash;

👉 10% set aside as reserves for when things get weird.

He's been taking this idea straight to Middle Eastern sovereign wealth funds - which makes perfect sense. If you're going to pitch trillion-dollar financial experiments, you start with the people who already manage trillions 💸

This isn't crypto politely asking for a seat at the banking table. This is crypto asking what happens if we replace the table.

If something like this ever launches at scale, it would:

👉 Reshape how countries compete for capital;

👉 Redefine what a "safe" bank account even means;

👉 And turn early movers into global digital finance powerhouses.

So yeah - maybe one day, when you park your money... it won't just shuffle along at treadmill speed.

It might actually go somewhere 🏦

🍋 News drops you can't miss

🖥️ CoreWeave wants to bring in $2B with convertible senior notes that'll wrap up in 2031. Buyers can even toss in another $300M, all to help CoreWeave power up their AI expansion.

🤖 Tether put money into a €70M (about $81M) round for Generative Bionics. The robotics spin-off gets first dibs on some tech built over 20 years at the Italian Institute of Technology.

⚖️ A US judge's double-checking if Do Kwon's charges in South Korea or Montenegro could affect his sentencing here. They want all the details straight before his hearing in the States on December 11.

🏦 USDT got officially accepted in Abu Dhabi's main financial zone as an Accepted Fiat-Referenced Token (AFRT). Now licensed players in the Abu Dhabi Global Market can actually use USDT in regulated finance activities.

🍌 Juicy memes