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🤔 Vitalik's thoughts on ETH treasuries

We’ve been talking a lot about Ethereum treasury companies lately - mostly because they’ve been one of the main reasons ETH's been pumping.

We went into more detail on that here.

But what does Vitalik Buterin, the dad of Ethereum himself, have to say about ‘em?

Well, lucky us, because we're not gonna need to guess - he recently hopped on a podcast to share his thoughts, and we're here to report them to ya.

In short: he's into the idea.

When public companies hold ETH - or invest in other companies that hold ETH - it makes life easier for regular investors.

You can just buy the company’s stock and get indirect ETH exposure without setting up a crypto wallet or stressing about self-custody.

Plus, it puts ETH in front of big, traditional money (index funds, pension plans, and 401(k)s) that are much more comfortable buying shares than buying tokens.

But he draws the line at leverage. That's where things can go wrong fast:

1️⃣ Imagine that a treasury company borrows money to invest in ETH.

2️⃣ The price drops.

3️⃣ Lenders start calling, asking for more collateral or forcing them to sell ETH to pay off the debt.

4️⃣ If several companies are in the same mess, their selling pushes the price down further.

5️⃣ That drop triggers more forced sales, and suddenly you’re in a liquidation cascade - kind of like a financial game of Jenga where one bad move sends the whole tower crashing down.

So, Vitalik's worst-case scenario is this: ETH treasuries get too deep into debt, a price drop happens, and that debt turns a normal market dip into a crash that wrecks ETH’s price and credibility.

And while he didn’t give an exact rulebook, here’s what a healthy ETH treasury could look like in practice:

👉 Keeps leverage very low, or avoids it entirely;

👉 Transparent about ETH holdings and any debt tied to them;

👉 Maintains large cash reserves to avoid forced selling in bad markets.

For now, though, Vitalik's pretty confident.

He thinks most of the people running ETH treasuries these days know better than to repeat the same dumb mistakes that caused past disasters (*ahem* Terra in 2022 *ahem*).

So, TL;DR: treasuries can be great for ETH adoption, but only if they handle debt carefully.

🍋 News drops you can't miss

✌️ Ripple and the SEC have officially ended their legal fight. Both sides asked the court to dismiss the cases, which was approved.

💰 Coinbase plans to raise $2B through a private sale of convertible notes. The money may go toward expansion, acquisitions, or buying Bitcoin.

⚖️ The SEC said some forms of liquid staking might not be subject to federal securities laws, depending on their structure.

✍️ Trump signed an executive order telling federal agencies to investigate claims that banks have unfairly dropped crypto companies. Regulators will look into whether shutting accounts or refusing services broke any laws.

🇨🇳 China’s state security agency has warned about crypto projects that are using biometric data during token giveaways. They say this could threaten people’s privacy and even national security.

👒 A hand-knit hat worn by Achi, the face of the Dogwifhat memecoin, sold for almost $800K.

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