We have an office and it’s nice. Now, you may think you have seen a nice office before, but you haven’t seen ours (everyone says that, but they lie, they LIEEE.)
You’ll get unhealthy snacks and your co-workers will complain and then you’ll get a lot of healthy snacks and your co-workers will complain. It’s an infinity loop!
If you are a lone wolf - standing on a cliff all noble-like - no one will drag you to the pub. But you're always welcome to join us after work for pizza or drinks.
There, on a shelf, in the shadow of a wall-wide screen, it rests. The Box wherein games dwell. Great Elders have foretold we may use it when we have finished our work.
Learn (No, Really)
We need pros and we are eager to teach, so you'll inevitably become one. Since we're an online teaching platform, you will also get access to our ocean of content.
You will get a Macbook. Yeah, it's for work, but you can take it to a date and pretend it’s yours. It's the doctor's recommended way of letting your inner hipster out.
No red tape, no legacy code, no paper. The only paper we use is sticky notes (for pranks, mostly). Every voice counts, the best idea wins. So bring the best you've got.
Flying to Conferences
Listen to smart people talk, network, widen your horizon. You know how it works. We loathe time-wasting events, so you’ll avoid the boring ones and get real value.